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DATE AUCTION meme


Haven't you heard? Love can be bought! Welcome to the Date Auction meme, where all the non-existent profit goes to your favorite non-existent charity.

HOW IT GOES
For those who haven't heard of a date auction, it's basically where qualified *~singles~* have a date auctioned off to the audience. Usually these dates have conditions, are mutually agreed upon, and just a cute way to raise money.
But this isn't usually; this is LJ.

As such, you're free to do whatever you please, within mun consent, with your bought date!
Post your character, and in the subject line (along with Character/Canon, if that's your thing) let other players know what you're looking for! Looking for Love, and cute shippy interactions? Looking for Laughs, and want to troll/be trolled? Looking for Lust and want to make this meme R-18? (Please mark your thread, if so!)

Not sure where to go on your date? Here are some options!

1• A lovely restaurant 2• A soothing spa 3• A fun carnival 4• A vibrant zoo 5• A quiet park

6• A slammin' party 7• A popular concert 8• A crazy shopping trip 9• Screw the date, back to my place! 10• Or whatever you like!

Choose your own, make something up, or leave it up to fate!

And, as always, feel free to take the concept and run with it! Is your character so pathetic they can't even buy a date, and have to hope for pity? Does a couple have to deal with the jealous aftermath of one person going along with the auction for fun? Does a scorned bidder try to ruin the winner's date? Or, heck, maybe you just want to play out the ridiculous bidding wars over much-desired characters!
Let it all hang loose, have fun, date !

Comments

RUFUS SHINRA | FFVII

[machiavellisms.livejournal.com]

RNG trolled me and gave me 9 wtf

[breakspromises.livejournal.com]

....

[machiavellisms.livejournal.com]

[B( oh ew.] I hope it's your intention this is where it ends.

[breakspromises.livejournal.com]

You really know how to make a girl feel special. [/sarcasm]

[machiavellisms.livejournal.com]

Because you did so much to warrant it.

[breakspromises.livejournal.com]

I did actually. I haven't punched you, have I?

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

[Baby, why are you up on the stage? Get down here, Dark has the drinks that you so-kindly requested]

[machiavellisms.livejournal.com]

[oh excellent. at least he's the better of the suitors. he's had to write a check to return himself.]

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

[Wait a minute.

Get down from there this instant]

[machiavellisms.livejournal.com]

{Oh hello! How much are you offering? You look like you could be perfect for my nefarious plans.]

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

[CRAP. GOTTA ACT]

Five thousand!

[Oh]

[machiavellisms.livejournal.com]

[WELL NOW HE'S JUST GOING TO DO IT PISS DARK OFF.]

He's offering eight.

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

Fifteen.

[machiavellisms.livejournal.com]

Just fifteen? Do you want me to be auctioned off like some harlot?

[sexforbreakfast.livejournal.com]

[SHAKING HIS FIST FROM THE AUDIENCE] Don't push it, asshole!

[machiavellisms.livejournal.com]

[8( why does he tolerate you.] Don't be cheap.