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DATE AUCTION meme

Haven't you heard? Love can be bought! Welcome to the Date Auction meme, where all the non-existent profit goes to your favorite non-existent charity.

HOW IT GOES
For those who haven't heard of a date auction, it's basically where qualified *~singles~* have a date auctioned off to the audience. Usually these dates have conditions, are mutually agreed upon, and just a cute way to raise money.
But this isn't usually; this is LJ.

As such, you're free to do whatever you please, within mun consent, with your bought date!
Post your character, and in the subject line (along with Character/Canon, if that's your thing) let other players know what you're looking for! Looking for Love, and cute shippy interactions? Looking for Laughs, and want to troll/be trolled? Looking for Lust and want to make this meme R-18? (Please mark your thread, if so!)

Not sure where to go on your date? Here are some options!

1• A lovely restaurant
2• A soothing spa
3• A fun carnival
4• A vibrant zoo
5• A quiet park

6• A slammin' party
7• A popular concert
8• A crazy shopping trip
9• Screw the date, back to my place!
10• Or whatever you like!

Choose your own, make something up, or leave it up to fate!

And, as always, feel free to take the concept and run with it! Is your character so pathetic they can't even buy a date, and have to hope for pity? Does a couple have to deal with the jealous aftermath of one person going along with the auction for fun? Does a scorned bidder try to ruin the winner's date? Or, heck, maybe you just want to play out the ridiculous bidding wars over much-desired characters!
Let it all hang loose, have fun, date !

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[Raising money for the subway, hooray!

Hilda originally wasn't going to participate in this, but seeing Emmet... and thinking of what trouble he could possibly get into depending on who he ended up with... well, she couldn't just leave him there!]

Um, mister Emmet? [Holding your hand so you don't get lost! (That would be bad.)] Would going to a zoo be okay with you?

I am Emmet. I think a zoo would be really fun!

[She brightens at that.] Great! Okay, let's go then!

[DUNANANANAAA TO THE ZOO]

I like Lapras. I like Kecleon. I like how Kecleon change colors.

[Ingo you lifesaver, giving him a small chance for his survival on his own....]

Me too! I like shiny Kecleon especially-- their zig-zag is blue!

I am Emmet! My tie is blue! I like resembling Pokémon!

That's right! It matches! Your armband, too! [she giggles. Emmet you are like a little kid and it is adorable.]