http://lesbiku.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] lesbiku.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] wondertwits2011-08-09 12:33 pm

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DATE AUCTION meme


Haven't you heard? Love can be bought! Welcome to the Date Auction meme, where all the non-existent profit goes to your favorite non-existent charity.

HOW IT GOES
For those who haven't heard of a date auction, it's basically where qualified *~singles~* have a date auctioned off to the audience. Usually these dates have conditions, are mutually agreed upon, and just a cute way to raise money.
But this isn't usually; this is LJ.

As such, you're free to do whatever you please, within mun consent, with your bought date!
Post your character, and in the subject line (along with Character/Canon, if that's your thing) let other players know what you're looking for! Looking for Love, and cute shippy interactions? Looking for Laughs, and want to troll/be trolled? Looking for Lust and want to make this meme R-18? (Please mark your thread, if so!)

Not sure where to go on your date? Here are some options!
1• A lovely restaurant
2• A soothing spa
3• A fun carnival
4• A vibrant zoo
5• A quiet park
6• A slammin' party
7• A popular concert
8• A crazy shopping trip
9• Screw the date, back to my place!
10• Or whatever you like!

Choose your own, make something up, or leave it up to fate!

And, as always, feel free to take the concept and run with it! Is your character so pathetic they can't even buy a date, and have to hope for pity? Does a couple have to deal with the jealous aftermath of one person going along with the auction for fun? Does a scorned bidder try to ruin the winner's date? Or, heck, maybe you just want to play out the ridiculous bidding wars over much-desired characters!
Let it all hang loose, have fun, date !

[identity profile] lunardancing.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Ow! [ Okay, pulling away and ohgod is she bleeding?! ]

[identity profile] hypercarnivore.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[asdfghjkl she's bleeding going to lick that up --]

[identity profile] lunardancing.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She presses a hand over her neck, giving him a very upset look. ] What was that about?

[identity profile] hypercarnivore.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Yer my girlfriend, right?

[He...actually seems kind of hurt.]

[identity profile] lunardancing.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course, but that doesn't mean you own me.

[ Getting up to get an ice pack for her neck. ]

[identity profile] hypercarnivore.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:19 pm (UTC)(link)
But --

[Did this mean he was doing something wrong? Maybe she already likes someone else now?]

[identity profile] hypercarnivore.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Excuse him while he goes find some place to curl up and sulk.]

[identity profile] lunardancing.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh no, not that again. FOLLOWING...! ]

What's wrong?

[identity profile] lunardancing.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 03:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Not until you tell me what's going on.

[identity profile] hypercarnivore.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want to talk to ya right now!

[identity profile] lunardancing.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[ ...Well, she looks like he just punched her in the face. ]

[identity profile] hypercarnivore.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Just skulking off to go find some place to sulk.]

[identity profile] lunardancing.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Going to curl up on the couch and be hurt. ]

[identity profile] hypercarnivore.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Some time later, he finally comes back.]

...

[identity profile] lunardancing.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 04:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[ She's still curled up, with dried blood on her hand and neck. ]

[identity profile] hypercarnivore.livejournal.com 2011-08-10 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[He leans over to quietly lick up the blood.]