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DATE AUCTION meme

Haven't you heard? Love can be bought! Welcome to the Date Auction meme, where all the non-existent profit goes to your favorite non-existent charity.

HOW IT GOES
For those who haven't heard of a date auction, it's basically where qualified *~singles~* have a date auctioned off to the audience. Usually these dates have conditions, are mutually agreed upon, and just a cute way to raise money.
But this isn't usually; this is LJ.

As such, you're free to do whatever you please, within mun consent, with your bought date!
Post your character, and in the subject line (along with Character/Canon, if that's your thing) let other players know what you're looking for! Looking for Love, and cute shippy interactions? Looking for Laughs, and want to troll/be trolled? Looking for Lust and want to make this meme R-18? (Please mark your thread, if so!)

Not sure where to go on your date? Here are some options!

1• A lovely restaurant
2• A soothing spa
3• A fun carnival
4• A vibrant zoo
5• A quiet park

6• A slammin' party
7• A popular concert
8• A crazy shopping trip
9• Screw the date, back to my place!
10• Or whatever you like!

Choose your own, make something up, or leave it up to fate!

And, as always, feel free to take the concept and run with it! Is your character so pathetic they can't even buy a date, and have to hope for pity? Does a couple have to deal with the jealous aftermath of one person going along with the auction for fun? Does a scorned bidder try to ruin the winner's date? Or, heck, maybe you just want to play out the ridiculous bidding wars over much-desired characters!
Let it all hang loose, have fun, date !

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

[She looks over and takes it, faintly smiling. She suppresses the smug smile that threatens to form on her lips when she spies one for him.]

That one's in magenta, if you'd like.

It would match, indeed.

[But it's so floppy. And undignified. He grabs it and turns it over in his hands.]

It has a sun protection factor of 45...

[She pays for her hat and sets it on her head, looking his over.]

...You don't need to wear it if you don't want to. I really was only teasing you. Maybe you could take off your jacket and then you could wear any color you wanted, since your shirt's white.

Er.

[That catches him off-guard.]

But I would not wish to appear informal.

We're at a zoo. You don't need to dress formally.

But one should never be caught looking slovenly.

Yes, because you certainly look unkempt when your jacket is off. Clearly.